Never noticed this before, but American Airlines’ online booking system allows one a laughably wide selection of “titles and honoraria”: to prefix one’s name with. In the end, it was a tough choice between Princess, Right Honourable, or Swami, but luckily the reservation didn’t time out while I wrestled with which personality would be boarding the plane. (Wonder if this’ll show on the boarding pass.)

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