Another day in America, another sadly useful technological innovation:
bq. They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!
=v= Fortunately, you can use GIMP (or 0ld sk00l ph0t0sh0p) to add twenty pounds back!