CTA guys

Today’s Chicago Reader reveals that the cyanide stashed by “Dr. Chaos” in a Blue Line tunnel couldn’t have killed anyone… because the tunnels are so darn drafty. Oh well. And I respectfully disagree with Ms Burch on the identity of CTA’s mysterious spokesman; rest assured that the man she’s describing (early 30s, blond, muscular, average height, cheerful, gay, independent) would not sound like that. Personally, I wish they’d chosen someone less excitable with a deeper voice, either a countertenor or a baritone.

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