Crain’s this week included what might be the ultimate in real estate pornography: thirty pages devoted to $1-million-plus houses. Included was a list of every single sale in the six-county region that topped $1, $1.5, or $2M (broken down by area), and photos of a few representative samples. Now, I personally can’t even begin to understand the appeal of suburban living, but I can understand why someone else paid $1.7M for this horsey-set estate:

What I don’t understand is $2.7 million (yes, one million more smackeroos! that’s a three-mile-high stack of 200,000 sandwiches!) for this overgrown snout house:

…and it’s on Denali Ridge Drive, in aptly named far-west exurban Plainfield, miles from nowhere but right up against the freeway to Joliet. Probably named after the middling (but huge) SUV, not the Alaskan range, of course.
(Photos by Brett Kramer for Crain’s Chicago Business)
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